you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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