How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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