saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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