Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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