What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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