I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
accomplished twins. life is a go
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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