Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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