Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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