IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
