I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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