Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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