I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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