This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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