OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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