We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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