Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize