Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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