Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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