I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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