If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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