I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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