no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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