This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The ass gains better be worth it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize