I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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