He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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