i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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