I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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