am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Im part way to drunk.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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