he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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