My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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