you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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