I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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