I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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