As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I wear drunk well.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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