Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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