she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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