I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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