guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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