why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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