So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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