Yo dont text me then not text me
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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