I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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