I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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