Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(432): View more from Texas

From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.

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(518): View more from New York

med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(404): View more from Georgia

When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.

(706): View more from Georgia

I hope you did not try this.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.

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(620): View more from Kansas

He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.

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(925): View more from California

He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.

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