I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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