Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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