i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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