so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The adults are the big ones right?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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