Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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