he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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