Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Someone came in the potted fern
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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