Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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