im having a threesome with these popsicles
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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