she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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