lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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