My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
How naked do you want me to be?
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