My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I can't put those talents on a resume
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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