yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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