Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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